RookNTidas The adventures begin

RookNTidas The adventures begin


The guys appreciate ALL feedback and will be endeavoring to add content weekly to be sure. They have plans to start writing a blog soon. Keep posted by following ROOKNTIDAS on Facebook as well.

Who are Rook and Tidas?


     Rook and Tidas are two lifelong friends who met ten years ago. How can they be lifelong friends that so recently met? The answer is simple.

                   The universe likes them.

     The universe is an idyllic cosmic karma factory. The universe in it's infinate wisdom realized that had it let these two beings; both of whom are geniuses in their own special way, meet. They would more than likely be in prison for some foolhardy shenanigans. So, the universe let them each settle into a state of aged calmness and refinement. (Much like the best cheeses stink when aged properly)

     Then ten years or so ago the other side of the lifecycle that is ying and yang reared her ugly head and they met.

    Here is where it gets good...


Rook is a fool, a mendicant, and an all around miscreant.

He is the father of seven children, all of whom despise him for being the kind of person who spends most of his time reading the back of cereal boxes; and deciphering code which may, or may not be there. Rook collects comics, toys as well as any book he can find on the game of chess. He divides his time between work family and reading. Years ago when but a child he took it upon himself to read every classic of literature he could get his grubby little hands on. 




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The guys just want to show what talented fans we have.

Who is Tidas?

Tidas is a wiseman, a philanthropist, and all around heroic human.

He is a father of three wonderful children, except that one kid. We will just leave it at that.(They know which one). Tidas spent most of his life working in sawmills and is a master welder. He is a published author of childrens books which is really appropriate since, that is as hard a book as he can read. No one that ever met Tidas walked away because of the overwhelming silence. 


Gordon West

02.08.2020 07:41

Awesome cool wise dude. Nothing but love for you. Thank you for you surprising me today. I have to admit I didn't expect that. Praise our wonderful Lord. And praise your semi modest but perfect coolne


17.11.2019 17:59

I am loving your podcasts! The tangents upon tangents that somehow cycles back to an underlying connection to the insane laugh at the end is priceless!


18.11.2019 06:06

The guys aim to please. Thank you for your ears, and we hope you are enjoying the show.


22.03.2019 23:02

I'd like to hear more of you guys explaining some not so well known historical facts. I find that very interesting!


18.11.2019 06:07

Keep Your ears ready 2.14 GREEK GODS might just be your cup of tea

Ian McClinton

05.02.2019 19:04

Wow Rook I’ve known you a very long time why didn’t you tell me you sang for the Doobie Brothers! What fool believes!!!


29.11.2018 04:37

Love love LOVE this intro. It tells me who you both are just enough to intrigue and follow . I want to know MORE.


11.06.2018 19:02

You guys are silly!

Your daughter

07.05.2018 20:18

The Mexican from my basement is excited

Jarod peterson

01.05.2018 23:36

Dc is better ;)


06.04.2018 21:49

Off and running.

Latest comments

26.01 | 18:22

Part 6: I entered the bathroom to find that he had unrolled the ENTIRE roll of toilet paper in to the bath tub... It should be noted that I could not stop laughing through this experience. THE END

26.01 | 18:19

Part 5: I grabbed him, wiped him off and placed him in the tub. I grabbed a scrub brush and crawled under the bed to scrub the carpet. From the bathroom I hear "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"

26.01 | 18:13

Part 4: I quickly moved off the bed and on to the floor to find that my toddler had removed his diaper, sat upright with his bare ass on the floor, and shit on the carpet.

26.01 | 18:09

Part 3: Silence from a toddler is a telltale sign that something bad is about to happen. The silence was broken by a horrific fart/gurgling noise.

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