1.1 BIGFOOT-TIDAS'

     00:20 Tidas tells his sasquatch encounter.

     05:45 Oregon Primate Center talks to Tidas.

     09:55 Patterson / Gimlin film. Theory on "Patty"

     TRICHINOSIS By "CONTENT TO DROWN" Theme Introduced this episode

     FIRST MOMIGAWSCH

1.2 BIGFOOT-ROOK'S

     00:20 Rook tells his sasquatch encounter

     00:55 25 cal. gun joke

     02:52 Tidas' laugh that ends the show introduced.

1.3 UFO

     00:52 Tidas sees UFO during an eclipse.

     03:18 Rook sees UFO in Morton WA by lineman

     06:05 Rook sees fireball above Mayfield lake

     07:50 Tidas sees UFO by Merwin lake

     09:25 Mention DB Cooper

     09:45 Rook sees Orange ball rise out of the woods

     12:00 RULE #1 ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH

     12:35 Tidas drinks Canadian Mist with Dan

1.4 PRANKS

     00:33 Tidas and the welding hood tale

     06:45 Rook tells of helping to frame in the bosses office.

     11:45 Tidas' cousin throws debris in welding fan.

1.5 David P

     00:20 Tidas tells about running on David's roof

     02:40 David watches porn

     03:25 Tidas runs from cops

     05:28 Rook talks about drive-in porn.

     07:30 TIDAS' PIZZA RULE

     08:25 RULE #2 NEVER MENTION CURRENT WORKPLACE

     08:35 Davi brings VHS radio to Radio Shack

     09:45 Tidas talks sbout Salvation Army

     10:00 Rook tells about dead neighbors food box.

     12:25 Tidas tells what he donates to food drive.

     13:25 Tidas praises David P on his bwork ethics.

1.6 TRUECRIME

     00:30 Rook talks his brother into shoplifting lead weight

     05:15 Tidas tells about the time he got a fishing ticket

     06:45 INTRODUCE PORCH WARRIORS

     11:20 Rook tells Gorilla suit costume tale.

1.7 POACHERS

     00:17 Rook tells about Bob C shooting deer

     00:47 Tidas tells about time he and Leon poach a deer and it attacks

     11:30 Rook fishing blue gills and catfish

     13:25 Tidas tells about catching yellow catfish

1.8 VACATIONS

     00:59 Tidas tells about going to Tiajuana

     01:30 Tidas is in a car accident in Mexico

     02:45 Tidas does tequila towel shots

     06:15 Burrito in the wall

     08:50 Tidas goes from Ocean to the Desert

     09:30 Mexican movie theatre like "Boy & his Dog"

     11:00 Tidas talks about stars

     12:15 Rook waxes poetically about stars and technology

     13:25 Tidas eats possum burrito

     14:15 Tidas' brother buys .99 cent watch & smokes pot

     17:30 Rook talks about being part of an apocalyptic cult

     19:30 Rather ride with stoner than drunk

     21:48 Tidas at a bar where people are copulating and attacked by naked women

     27:26 Tidas' brother picks up a tranny

     29:00 Tidas dodges another tranny his brother hits on

     30:30 Tidas meets blonde his brother thinks is a tranny

     33:30 Burrito in the wall

     39:30 Rook's vacation to Medford and Crescent city

     39:55 Crescent city cemetary

     41:03 Rook falls in grave

     43:40 Tweaker camp in graveyard

     46:50 Tweakerville shows all tweakers look alike

     48:30 The afterlife wishes of RookNTidas

     49:45 Tidas wants to be stuffed

1.9 INJURIES

     00:40 When Tidas broke his hand and the doctor laid on him

     04:00 Rook laughs at Tidas' handwriting

     04:23 Rook cuts his knee open playing G-Men & Mobsters

     09:13 Cat eats Rook's knee

     11:09 Rook's mom borrows money

     13:26 Rook get hit in the collar bone when Elvis dies

     14:20 Rook kicked in nuts by sister

     15:01 Tidas tells about "Porky Pig" move when wrestling

1.10 GHOSTS

     00:50 Tidas has pool cues moved

     02:20 Tidas tells ghost story about his old apartment

     05:07 Tidas' lights turn themselves off and on

     06:36 When rook got "Santa Claused" by Tidas

     07:28 Tidas explains the Santas

     09:41 Rook leaves junk in neighbors truck

     14:00 Tidas adds to Home Depot customer carts

     15:25 Rook's friend's son condom stashing

     16:40 Rook's apt has stuff moved and steps

     22:12 Tidas hears noises at brothers house

     23:35 How ghost cleaned Tidas' apartment

     26:30 Tidas saved from house fire

     NANCY CONTROLS KENNY

1.11 WINCO

      01:53 Rook tells about buying Kel-Tec Sub 2000

      04:40 Tidas tells about Rook's entrance

     06:50 Rook talks about flashing gun in parking lot

     08:10 Tidas tells about Tidas/Rook shouting match

     09:20 I'm so scared inside

     13:05 Rook tells about Dewalt 20V skillsaw

     15:15 Tidas likes "beers"

     17:45 Tidas tells his perspective of the Dewalt 20V skillsaw

     21:35 TIDAS' RULES: Don't steal a tool you don't know how to operate. or, better yet                                                don't steal